Things That Never Get Old Infused With: Dark Humor & Unvaccinated Children

This is the candle that almost got us canceled back in 2019. Released before COVID and aimed at the nonsense around routine childhood vaccines, it sparked death threats, review bombs, and a whole lot of screaming from anti-vax Facebook groups. We brought it back because measles is making a comeback, trolls are still loud, and dark humor ages better than conspiracy theories.

Note: If ordering from TikTok, Facebook or other sites the assigned scent is: Sugared Pine. It's smells like a glitter covered pine tree and is AMAZING! 

You Can read the Backstory Here: SkyDaddy, Science, and Screaming Trolls

Our Candles: 

• 100% American Grown Organic Soy Wax.

• 9oz Amber Brown Apothecary Jar with black metal lid.

• 40+ Hours of Burn Time.

• All-Cotton Wick with a Paper Core.

• Phthalate-Free, Non-Toxic, Blend of Essential & Fine Fragrance Oils.

Malicious Women Candle Co. is women-owned & operated. All Candles are hand-poured in Snohomish, WA, and a portion of every sale supports the Foundation for Suicide Prevention and NARAL Pro-Choice America.

All orders are processed + shipped within 1-3 business days and you can expect your order in 2-5 days depending on your location within the United States.

Please allow for additional processing time around major sales or during holidays.

We are unable to make changes once an order is shipped. If you need to make changes prior to shipment, please email [email protected] or fill out our Contact Us form with as many details as possible and we'll try our best to help. Our team is available Monday through Friday only.

Enjoy FREE SHIPPING on all orders over $100 within the contiguous U.S. A $5 flat-rate shipping fee is applied to orders under $100, and all orders shipping to AK, HI, and PR.

Once picked up and scanned in by our carrier, transit times range 1-5 business days, depending on shipping method + delivery destination.

You will receive your shipping confirmation email as soon as a label is created for your order, and the tracking status of your shipment may take up to 48 hours once a label has been created. 

Once shipped, an order's tracking information is outside of our control, and as much as we'd like to be there, final delivery is out of our hands.

We cannot replace missing or stolen packages if ShipShield package protection was not purchased during checkout.

If you’re not 100% satisfied with one of your Malicious Women Candle Co products, we would love to help make that right!

Please contact our Customer Care team at [email protected]within 14 days of receiving your order and we’ll help get the process started.

We require proof of purchase to process your request, even if your item was a gift.

If you're experiencing an issue with a MWCC product, please reach out within 48 hours of receiving your order and include photos with a detailed description in your email so that our team can determine how to best lend a helping hand.

NOTE: Discontinued items, limited edition/mystery release items, or gift cards are final sale and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in its original packaging. If your return is accepted, we'll send you instructions on how and where to send your package.